Sometimes you just have to show someone else.
- Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
- Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
- Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
- Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
- Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons.
- Make vanilla pudding. Put in a jar of mayo. Eat in public.
- Spray a mosquito with mosquito repellent. Laugh because he will never have any friends.
- Live forever. It is a success, so far.
- Find a burger that looks like the one in a commercial.
- Make Where’s Waldo book. Exclude Waldo.
- Hide money in pocket of winter coat. Forget money is there. Get excited when I find the money there come winter time.
(via kayleelovesstrawberries)
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Is it possible to want to copulate with a bullet-point list?
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Someone do the life t-shirt one with me!
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To-do list indeed
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