January 2012
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December 2011
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November 2011
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October 2011
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Clients From Hell: Client: “Can you make it so... →
clientsfromhell:
CLIENT: “Can you make it so when people land on our website, it’s, like, all black with stars coming out of the screen all whoosh whoosh (does the action) like in that screensaver?” ME: “…” CLIENT: “With the music from Star Wars.” ME: “…” CLIENT: “And it does that for, like, a minute, then stops and they have to click on one of the stars.” ME: “Any star?” CLIENT: “No. No. A...
September 2011
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August 2011
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To-Do List →
bloggingwithoutsleep:
Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say, “Help! I’ve been turned into a parrot.”
Have a conversation on Facebook with a friend. Delete all my comments. Make friend look insane.
Divide by zero. Escape math class through the wormhole it creates.
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo.
Wear shirt that says “Life.” Hand out lemons.
Make vanilla pudding. Put in a jar of mayo. Eat...
July 2011
14 posts
June 2011
11 posts
