Conversation between me and my driving instructor:
DI: Look at that old man crossing the street…he’s got hair like Wolverine.
Me: Heh. Maybe that’s him. Wolverine’s pretty old. Maybe he retired.
Me: Maybe he’s going to relax in his gardening allotment. Turn over the earth, get rid of the weeds, snikt snikt snikt.
She nearly spat up her coffee, and I nearly missed the green light.
the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?