- *watches any movie or show that tatiana maslany appears in*
- me: omg it's a clone they haven't discovered yet
Conversation between me and my driving instructor:
DI: Look at that old man crossing the street…he’s got hair like Wolverine.
Me: Heh. Maybe that’s him. Wolverine’s pretty old. Maybe he retired.
Me: Maybe he’s going to relax in his gardening allotment. Turn over the earth, get rid of the weeds, snikt snikt snikt.
She nearly spat up her coffee, and I nearly missed the green light.